Turtle and Goldfish
He laid a hand on the tank and the turtle swam into the reflection. From this angle it looked like he was cupping the small animal in the palm of his hand. Greens and pale orange lines decorated its shell, and its black eyes regarded his blue ones with what he imagined to be tenderness. He smiled and thought: from this tank, turtle, you’ve watched me fall in love twice. The turtle splashed a...
Look, I know we both work a lot and we’re busy. That’s cool and all but there’s some things we’ve gotta address, bro. Like, you’ve gotta stop drinking all the beer and never buying more. Last night I was really looking forward to sitting on my ass and popping a cold one, but I had to make do with water. Thanks for leaving the empty bottle in the fridge, though. And I’m cool with occasionally...