“Hey, man. I’m glad you’re here. Take this.” I’d just sat down at my desk and here was this guy trying to hand me a piece of cake. Not cake on a plate. But a piece of cake in his hand, icing side toward his palm he was holding the fucking thing like one of those pinchers you see in the grab-a-prize arcade machines. Put in a dollar. Get fucked trying to grab a small plushy purple whale. ...
A Farewell to January
For everybody out there who was reading these poor words before, to all those who stumbled upon them during, and to all who may read them in the future, a solemn thank you. Thank all you readers for being the eyes and the hearts to which we offer ourselves. Thank you for your patience, your forbearance and your latitudes of understanding. I am grateful. Without you, there would not be...